Introducing The Douche Collar

An upstanding citizen needs an outstanding collar. A collar that’s fit for the country club or the yacht club. Introducing the Douche Canoe Collar. 7 Layers of cotton privilege that lets the people know there is a party on your neck and everyone’s invited. 

Introducing Douche Eau de Toilette

What’s that smell? That's the smell of a successful life handed to you on a silver spoon my friend, and now we’ve bottled it. Introducing Douche Canoe Eau de Toilette.
Leave your scent on the world.

Introducing The Douche Canoe Ring

What do you buy the man who has everything? The Douche Canoe Ring that's what. 14 gold-platted carats that ooze old money and will satisfy any man wanting to leave his mark on the world. And your heart.